Fancy titles for ordinary sounding jobs
Radio host? DJ? On-air Personality? We ran across some pretty fancy names for jobs and wanted to spruce up our own title…Audio Enrichment Specialist? Auditory Information Superstar? Radio Ninja?
Laurie S. says she’s an “Equine Input and Output Specialist”–she feeds her horses and scoops the poop!
Do YOU have a fancy title for your job? (If not, make one up!)
Here are some suggestions:
• Media Distribution Officer (paperboy)
• Education Center Nourishment Consultant (lunch room server)
• Petroleum Transfer Engineer (oil change tech)
• Coin Facilitation Engineer (toll booth collector)
• Gastronomical Hygiene Technician (dishwasher)
• Field Nourishment Consultant (waiter)
• Professional Canine Fitness Coordinator (dog walker)
