We’ve all heard cheesy pick-up lines, right? Even if no one has ever used one on you…you’ve probably read about them on social media. Something like ‘are you tired? Because you’ve been running thru my mind all day!’ Groan.
Well, someone on Reddit decided they’d flip the script on relationships and come up with the cheesy lines you could use to get OUT of a relationship instead of into one. Here are some of the best cheesy break-up lines, and a link to the full convo:
IF people used “break up lines” instead of “pick up lines” what would some of them be??
byu/Jamicandude69 inAskReddit
“Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend. Not so fast.”
“It’s time we cancel our gym membership, because we’re not working out anymore.”
“Are we tectonic plates? Because we’re drifting apart.”
“Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.”
“I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting right now I’m going to give it a try.”
“Are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.”