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Want Match to match your ex?
Want Match to match your ex?

When you get dumped, don’t you want your next partner to look like the OPPOSITE of your ex? Why would you want to stare at someone who looks like the person that broke your heart?!?

Match.com is banking on you having a ‘type.’ They figure if you do, you’ll want to stick with that ‘type’ for all future relationships too. They just introduced a new feature that lets you upload photos of your ex . . . and they’ll use facial recognition to match you up with someone who looks just like them!

A spokesperson says, quote, “People have a type and it’s not necessarily about height or race or hair color, but a lot of it is about face shape.”

There’s one catch . . . the service is only available with PREMIUM memberships. Those cost $5,000 for a six-month package.

The premium membership also includes your own professional matchmaker, who coaches you, flies out to meet you, and goes on pre-dates with your potential matches.

Would YOU use this service?

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Neo, the perfect cat

Check out his in-studio video here.

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VIDEO: Wildlife release – Squirrels!

We released six squirrels into the field outside the KAFE studios!

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Lilac, the pretty bunny

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Nathaniel’s Guinea Pig Contract

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Whatcom Humane Society Info

Link to their web site here.