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Phrases that set off your bologna radar
Phrases that set off your bologna radar

Unless you’re horribly gullible, you’ve probably developed a decent bologna radar. And a new poll on Reddit.com asked people to name the phrases that IMMEDIATELY make them call B.S. on someone. Here’s the top seven . . .

1. “Running late! Be there in five minutes.” That really means . . . “I won’t even be leaving the house for another five minutes.”

2. “I’m fine.” That really means . . . “I’m not fine.”

3. “I’m not trying to be rude.” That really means . . . “I’m about to say something incredibly rude.”

4. “Just kidding!” That really means . . . “I’m mostly kidding, but there’s some underlying truth about how I feel in there.”

5. “That was my last piece of gum.” That really means . . . “I have plenty of gum.”

6. “To be honest with you . . .” That really means . . . “I haven’t been honest in anything else I’ve said so far.”

7. “Clearly,” “obviously,” and “basically.” Those three really mean . . . “I don’t have any real evidence to support what I’m saying.”

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