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Apparently I’m not a real man
Apparently I’m not a real man

After overhearing that I put “product” in my hair yesterday, one of our sales guys told me that means I’m not a “real man.”

Then he backed up his claim with this email:

Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2014 4:50 PM
To: dave@kafe.com
Subject: You = not a real man

If you google “things a real man never does” you get this list.  Proof you’re not a real man.

1. Wear a pre-tied bowtie.
2. Drink Malibu coconut rum.
3. Buy bright-colored pants.
4. Tweet.
5. Put product in his hair.
6. Write with a cheap ballpoint pen.
7. Forget his wristwatch.
8. Walk out on a play.
9. Own a cat.
10. Finish his food before everyone else.

We thought that was a pretty lame list.  At least I hope so, because I do many of the things on that list.

So Friday morning we set out to discover what REALLY defines a “real man.”

Terra says a real man is “willing to do ‘”girlie’ stuff with a daughter .”

Vicki says “a real man is secure and confident enough in himself to show tenderness.”

And Neil says, “a real man uses a hand razor to shave, not an electric razor.”  (Uh oh.  Once again, I’m failing the man test.)

What do YOU think defines a “real man”?  Join the conversation on our Facebook page.

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