I wanted it to rain!?

November 3rd, 2009 by ken-kafe

I spent a good part of my Sunday (remember how gorgeous it was?) on some used tin. Plugging holes with caulk. Lots of holes. I didn’t want water damage on our stuff in our newly constructed storage shed.

It rained yesterday (Monday). I was happy about it so I could see what my results would be.

This score just in:
     Ken Richards    01
     Mother Nature  00

A moving experience.

October 28th, 2009 by ken-kafe

Ro and I are moving.

Bright side of it: I’ll be closer to work. New landlord is very responsive.
Bummer side of  it: Packing up the boxes. And having Ro question why in the world I’d still have this sweater after so long?  AND..moving away from some really cool neighbors we just recently started hanging out with.

Oh well. While others are having fun with trick-or-treating, and having fun at Halloween parties ..Ro and I will be straining muscles, bruising knuckles and grunting loudly. Hey wait. Isnt’ that just a normal Saturday night?

I smell!

May 4th, 2009 by ken-kafe

I can smell again! I CAN SMELL THINGS!!!

 For the last several years, I’ve lost my sense of smell. TOTAL LOSS. Ro and I were riding the motorcycle one day when she started exclaiming something. The stench. Stronger. “Skunk”!! Just as she said it, we passed over the carcass. I couldn’t smell a thing.

What a difference some REAL help can make. Thank you Dr. Anderson (Asthma & Allergy Center of Whatcom County).

 Within days of diagnosing some inflamed membranes and nasal polyps, I’m now able to smell! (Just several days of a steroid and a medicinal nasal spray.) Not to mention, I’m now able to breath through both nostrils!

Favorite smells so far:

  1. my wife’s hair
  2. coffee
  3. my wife’s perfume or anything else she wears
  4. garlic
  5. wood smoke

Stinky things I like smelling:

  1. cow pasture (quickly driving by)
  2. urinal cakes
  3. the odor of the building I’ve been working in, but had no idea it DID smell a specific way
  4. my dog
  5. burning
  6.  skunk

What about you? You’ve probably been smelling things all this time. Have you a favoirte good smell? Or a bad smell you wanna’ admit to liking?

Thank you

March 18th, 2009 by ken-kafe

I’m just thankful today.

I’m thankful I have a fulfilling life.
Thankful that my daughter is visiting (from too far away).
Thankful my other daughter lives here in Bellingham.
I’m thankful I have a wonderful woman who loves me, and who I get to love!
I’m thankful to be working. And working at a GREAT place!

I’m thankful I get to meet all kinds of people. Thankful to be laughing a little more recently. I’m thankful I saw a guy reading a book..while RIDING HIS BIKE?! Thankful to be in all this beauty of the Pacific Northwest.

I’m thankful to be breathing.

What about you? What are you thankful for?

Did I get scammed?

February 19th, 2009 by ken-kafe

Ro and I were loading groceries and stuff into the back of the truck the other night. The Wal-mart parking lot was full.

A 20′ish woman comes up to us. Let’s call her Sheryl. She was clearly embarrassed. (Or was she?) She’d locked her keys in the car. Had only $60.00 on her, and needed only $6.00 more for the locksmith to get her into her car.

I’ve locked my keys in the car before. Easy enough to do.

Ro mentions she should get a magnetic hide-a-key. Sheryl, without hesitation, replies that her Ford key is too long for the boxes. (Or is it?) And being my wonderful wife, Ro proceeds to tell Sheryl that I work for KAFE  and that she should listen to the station. So there we are. The 3 of us. Chatting. I even queiried Sheryl about this being a ploy. She pointed to her car. (The one I couldn’t see because it was wayyyy over there, in the dark.)

I felt bad for Sheryl. She’d locked herself out of her car. She was in need of a quick, small amount of cash.

Ro and I gave her the money.

Sheryl disappeared to her car that was over by the Taco Bell.

As we finished the offloading of the rest of the food and goods, my mind starting admiring the scam. If that’s what it was. I admired the creativity and/or the self-congratulatory fact that Ro and I were kind people.

* * Dark, busy parking lot.
* * We were halfway through putting groceries away. Not likely that we would just ‘up and follow’ her to confirm her story.
* * She needed a specific amount. A ‘panhandler’ says “can you spare some change”?
* * She just made 6 bucks. WOW! If she could repeat 3-4 times an hour, she’s making up to $24.00 an hour!
* * She could stay in that parking lot all night, for numerous nights in a row to ‘mine’ the available kind people like me and Ro. (We don’t go shopping every night. More like once a week.)

So..did we get scammed? Or did we just ‘help’ someone?

Son of a ditch!

February 3rd, 2009 by ken-kafe

Okay. The other day, I admitted it on the air that I nearly put my Jeep in the ditch. While driving, I may or may not have been using a texting device. At the last minute, I was able to save myself a lot of pain and heartache by NOT going into the 3 foot deep drainage ditch. I HAVE NOT since, and WILL NOT text while driving ever again. 

 So, today..I’m driving from home to my wonderful job here at KAFE. I see a nothing-short-of-spectacular sunrise coming on over the Twin Sisters casting a wonderful pink glow on the front of Mt. Baker. I’m NOT going to miss it.

 I exit the freeway. Find a place to view it. Free from lots of traffic. I call my buddy  (incidentally, the one I alledgedly was texting) to tell him about the beautiful sunrise. Mike took some great shots of that majestic mountain in the same place I was about to park. I thought I’d rub it in that I was seeing something he couldn’t see in the fogged in Spokane.

Maybe that’s it. I was doing a “nyeh nyeh”,  and I was about to be paid back. While talking to him on the phone (this time, I don’t mind telling you, it was on my blue-tooth hands free devise)… I WENT INTO THE DITCH ! ! ! ! !

 Well dang. Undaunted..I stepped out to watch what I set out to see. Mt Baker was gorgeous. The line of the Cascades is amazing. People would pay good money to see what I was seeing. Except for the few harried county-ites who were driving past me at that corner..oblivious to the miracle before them. And oblvious to the fact that my Jeep was resting on only 2 opposing wheels.

To the young guy who was the only one to stop and ask, I thank you. It was a very simple tug and I was free.

 Richer for the experience.

Ken Richards



Ken's email ken@kafe.com

NAME: Ken "New - Old Guy" Richards
Dave and Shari started calling me this because I'm the newest staff mate on KAFE. However, I was also on KAFE a few years ago. Okay. 10+ years ago.

NEIGHBORHOOD: Ferndale.
 I won a bet. Or something. How did I get so lucky?
HOMETOWN: Anacortes! Go Seahawks.
 
SIGNIFICANT OTHERS: The most significant! Ro. Rochelle and I found each other several years ago. Married for 2+ years. (2nd for me. First for her.)  My kids. Rachel. Matt. Kadey.
 
INSIGNIFICANT OTHERS: Slow drivers in the left lane on I-5. Why?? Why can't they do as the sign says? "Stay Right, Except To Pass".
 
HOW MANY CARDS I RECEIVE ON FATHERS DAY: I should be getting 3.
 
HOW LONG I'VE BEEN IN RADIO: Started out a longgggg time ago in little Anacortes. Got my first job on my 15th birthday. What a present!! I've been on the radio since we used to use actual 45's and albums to play the music. Sheesh.
 
FAVORITE MOVIES: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Makes me laugh so hard. And tear up when you realize John Candy's character's wife has been gone for a while. Now it makes me tear up when I realize John Candy's been gone for a while. I love the Rocky series. Most of them. And The Princess Bride is about as good as it gets.
 
MY AMERICAN IDOL: Lyle Lovett. Seen him in concert seveal times. I'd journey (and have) across the state to see him.
 
BEST PIZZA: I loves me the Roundtable! Mmmmm. Preferrably some beef, mushrooms and tomatoes.
 
I WISH I HAD MOM'S RECIPE FOR: Beef Stroganoff. It was a special night, coming home from being a happy-go-lucky kid..to smell the Stroganoff in that small little house.
 
TIME SPENT ON THE INTERNET EACH DAY: Not much at all. Too busy at work behind the scenes. And dangit..we moved into an area where I can't get wired! Cable doesn't come close enough. No other broadband. And the trees around the house are too tall to get satellite internet! I believe the expression for this situation is:  :(
 
WHAT I DID BEFORE THE INTERNET: I didn't see amazing things you can do with Coke and Mentos.
 
MAGAZINES I SUBSCRIBE TO: Oh...all of them.
 
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN OUR NEXT PRESIDENT: Someone who comes close to Jeb Bartlett from The West Wing.
 
ONE THING NOBODY WOULD EVER GUESS ABOUT ME: I'm a member of Mensa. Seriously. After talking with you for several minutes, it'll become apparent that I'm not.
 
STRANGEST THING I HAVE EVER EATEN: 
 
FIVE THINGS THAT ANNOY ME TO NO END: 
1) Left laners who drive slow.
2) Burning a steak on the bar-b-que
3) People who think they're funny, but aren't.
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2009, AND WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MOST:  Spring. Hiking high up in the Mt. Baker Wilderness. A new leader for our nation.